Rohff - Fils à pap
- Durée: 4:27
- Notation: 4.18 (34 votes)
- Visites: 41350' favoriteCount='21
- Publié par: Komball54
Thématique: 94 de des Fierté Fils Français La Marne Nôtres pap Rap Rohff Val Vitry
Cesse de t'prendre pour moi hein hein hein ... hein hein hein Ewah a toutes les brigades du bitume Spécial pour les virées nocturnes C'est Catastrohff ewah original foulek style Invincible le 94 toujours au contrôle Rassou t'es pas mon pote J'te fume tu crapote tu sabote Comme ton cas bote j'te rabote donc ça boite Numéro 1 le son qui domine sur Paris Tu t'prend pour Rohff t'as monté ta mafia kainri Quoi les vers de terre veulent clash les boa Quand j'tape un footing la foule me salue comme Balboa Rocky j'suis aimé t'es qui tu touche pas une quille J'suis plus dangereux qu'toi-même plâtré avec des béquilles (Refrain) Idiot cesse de t'prend pour moi Idiot non t'es pas comme moi Idiot tu f'ras jamais l'poids Pourquoi t'ressembler j'suis d'ja trop moi Idiot cesse de t'prend pour moi Idiot non t'es pas comme moi Idiot tu f'ras jamais l'poids Pourquoi t'ressembler j'suis d'ja trop moi C'est R-O-H-2-F le flow qui met des oi-des Qu'arrache le sol les bécanes en quad J'déboule avec mes kicks mes sners et mes sup What's up s'tu crois que tu peux faire plus lourd suck my zeub Ici tu t'fais carroter tes clés elle s'font carroter Si ton style c'était du coca y'aurai pas d'quoi roter Tu veux ressembler à la rue, la rue n'a pas d'étrenne Et si tu fais d'la chirurgie la rue t'trouvera l'portrait Tes potes en retrait ..... Qui met un zef a X-or Balance son gsx-r v'la l'sponsor bien vi-sert A quoi bon sert de faire du free fight ju ji stu Quand l'canon t'observe tu t'chie d'ssus C'est l'niveau au d'ssus dans la rap on est pas né égaux Parce que mon son s'la raconte j'me barre on est go fais gaffe aux negros On n'a pas la même frappe j'ai dépasser ton corps j'me démarque la place concorde j'casse le délire a l'arc (Refrain) Ton disque est rayé ton micro s'enraye T'écoutes du Rohff tu t'mange une bite de cheval dans l'oreille Ceux qui veulent faire pareil recevront une convocation Ok tu rap mais faut payer la taxe d'imitations Le rap ma vocation c'est pas d'la rigolade même une limonade Gros ma boisson coupé au sirop d'grenade T'as pomper mon style hein petit vilain Arrête tes potes hein c'est pas l'meme charisme demandes a tes potes hein En featuring tu doutes hein m'redoutes hein j'sais qu'tu m'écoutes hein hey yo check check ma phase de ghetto youth hein On joue dans l'meme club c'est moi qui marque les buts hein L'pdg m'suce la bite hein puis apres tout j'm'en bas les couilles écoutes hein Parles pas d'gun t'en as jamais vu un Si oui c'était pas le tien Encore faut il avoir les couilles d's'en servir D'puis le clip de pour ceux il veulent tous faire des roues Si j'achète une Ferrari lourd ou une Lamborghini les zoulous (Refrain) Hey dis leur aux rappeurs euh sois disant hardcore c'est comment chez nous euh gros ? Foulek ma gueule
MSN vs GOOGLE - Search Engine Rap Battle
- Durée: 2:19
- Notation: 4.53 (1391 votes)
- Visites: 516516' favoriteCount='2469
- Publié par: pantlessknights
Thématique: battle butterfly cowboy engine google hip-hop knights mac microsoft msn nerdcore or pantless pc rap search seedwell segway seo video viral yahoo yahoo!
Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. contact: info[at]seedwell.com --------------- LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog" Well connected - i got crazy links S-E-O just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That's why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females - on fire like foxes i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
my rant on rap music part 1 (part 2 is on my page)
- Durée: 5:55
- Notation: 4.71 (417 votes)
- Visites: 20114' favoriteCount='162
- Publié par: FadedHolySoldier
Thématique: all artist dead hip hop laffy lollipop of rap souljaboy sucks taffy time worst
my rant on why rap music sucks now, and its not as good as it used to be, everyone of those new rappers are being puppets
Rap music SUCKS
- Durée: 4:35
- Notation: 4.68 (218 votes)
- Visites: 6902' favoriteCount='79
- Publié par: SKiTzShow
Thématique: beats Boy crap gemini Hip Hop Hung lyrics mainstream music Rap show SKiTz Soulja the wack William
That's right! Rap music sucks! Hip Hop is on life support and Crap music has taken over! Soulja Boy sucks, and pretty much every rapper on the radio sucks. Rap music is like nails on a chalkboard to me. What do you think? Commercialism + Rap = Crap
SOLDIER SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT CAUKY BOYS WHITE DANCE REMIX
- Durée: 4:46
- Notation: 3.81 (26 votes)
- Visites: 15144' favoriteCount='12
- Publié par: JaymanjcProductions
Thématique: boy boyship-hop cauky choreography crank dance girls money music rap sex soc soldier soulja spoof that tribute video yo
Thanks for showing the love people!!! We REALLY appreciate it. Just to clear up a few things snce we did just hit 10,000 VIEWS!!! We are doing this video because CRANK THAT ty SOULJA BOYY along with ALMOST every rap song SUCKS ASS. We made fun of it and rap videos in general. ENJOY!!! P.S. Don't write us off yet...We'll have plenty more installments of HILARIOUS/ENTERTAINING videos soon to come. ADD US ON MYSPACE!!! myspace.com/CAUKYBOYS I'm OUT!! -JC Jayman & J.C. blow up da YouTube world wit dope moves, pimp style & superior flo, yo, wit dis baddass tribute to da great Soulja Boy and his infinite genius wisdom in musical talent and deep lyrics!!!!! So enjoy... You can see this video at better quality on CinemaElectric.com soon. Stay tuned to find out how to get there...
Rap Sucks
- Durée: 2:59
- Notation: 3.97 (63 votes)
- Visites: 3812' favoriteCount='21
- Publié par: reasonformirrors
Thématique: 50 cent chingy diddy fabolous fat harry hip hip-hop hop jay-z joe kanye lil nelly paul rap wall wayne west
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Cam'Ron feat. Lil Wayne - Suck it or no
- Durée: 3:48
- Notation: 4.72 (25 votes)
- Visites: 20730' favoriteCount='81
- Publié par: Gujteru
Thématique: Cam'Ron feat hip hop it Lil no or rap Suck Wayne
just suck it .. :')
MAGICAL MIRACLE
- Durée: 4:21
- Notation: 3.67 (3 votes)
- Visites: 5354' favoriteCount='1
- Publié par: powerofwhat
Thématique: asia china chinese girls japan kiss lick mccain obama on pussy r&b rap sex sexy snow speec the 性 明ä¹moonlight 美国 美女 说唱 饶舌
moonlight on the snow r&b rap japan asia china chinese sex girls kiss sexy pussy lick 说唱 饶舌 美女 性 美国 obama mccain speech 奥è¿ä¼š ass suck
Brian Kenkrick Raps on John Cena
- Durée: 1:29
- Notation: 4.71 (1627 votes)
- Visites: 518841' favoriteCount='2271
- Publié par: SMFfan2007
Thématique: Brian Cena Funny John Kendrick Rap SMFfan2007 Spanky Sucks thesuperdingos XD
Yeh...
Rap Sucks!
- Durée: 3:1
- Notation: 4.40 (141 votes)
- Visites: 12510' favoriteCount='83
- Publié par: shleeleee
Thématique: Adam And Andrew Rap Sucks
Adam and Andrew: Rap sucks NOTE: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY. IT IS A JOKE, AND A JOKE ALONE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON'T POST COMMENTS. ADAM AND ANDREW MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE, NOT JUST RAPPERS. SOME OF THEIR SONGS ARE AS FOLLOWS; EMO KID SLUTTIER YOUNGER NERDS IN LOVE WHAT I LIKE ABOUT JEWS CANDYLAND [aka: John Mayer Looks Like and Probably is a Child Molester] etc. Please, people, take a chill pill.
Porta vs Aloy y Ciniko
- Durée: 9:48
- Notation: 4.30 (69 votes)
- Visites: 11712' favoriteCount='22
- Publié par: martindejos
Thématique: aloy ciniko hip-hop martindejos porta rap
Una gran guerra contra porta temas : Todos en mi contra(porta) Porta te bien (aloy) Porta sucks (ciniko)
One Wog Moe Bulldogs Hectik Rap Song the best ever Sydney
- Durée: 9:13
- Notation: 3.75 (8 votes)
- Visites: 1435' favoriteCount='5
- Publié par: Moebulldogs
Thématique: ahmad blood bulldogs dr dre eminem game guildford lebanese lebo moe on one sabra the top wogs
to watch more funnier videos by this artist plz visit www.koosacomedy.com Crazy Rap song By PUnchbowls hectik Rapper Moe Bulldogs.He Remixes the games hit song One BLood to ONe WOg.. here is the lyrics new rap music from moe bulldogs 2008 One Wog remix to the games song One Blood Lyrics for One Wog Game I See Dead people Yo Game Thought I was Dead PunchBowl Im the Games Advocate Lebo Moe Shot Ya Brought me back from the dead That's why they call him The Doctor The koosa gon drop him If CM aint rokin wid him no mor Its ok I get it Poppin The whole club rockin like a f350 ferrari Drink H20 throw it up call the shyt hydraulics Then piss in the cup call the shyt hypnotic I bleed Punchbowl spit blood an shit coke An you new Wogs aint shit but new Wogz Hairy gorilla wogs im talking to u wogs Bounce in the Ferrari throwing up Westside man Get $420 a fortnight from centrelink yes I am Fresh like dam this Lebo Did it again 2bux around his neck Sydney above the rim Inside the Ferrari Shot gun wid Sunny What would the mutha fukin Sydney be without one Bra Boy an one Wog chorus one Wog One Wog WOG verse2 im from Westside of 2196 punchbowl when lebos say where you from we neva say fully siiiiiiik kebab on the right side shank on the left side wogs from parramatta know how to rep the bulldogs word to pac im so sexy belive me that's why bytches love teezy But the rest of you wogs better be glad your breathing All I need is one Reason Im the king an Game said Australia needs me I don't know why all you leboz keep trying me Everybody know I got no hair down ther seriously An I aint gota make koosa in the tanjra What dj gona turn down a mixed plate You're a gronk an u still rappin uhhh Im 22 cuz so is the bubs On a 09 ferrari hop out No body guard you when the argeelah Smoke clear all you goin see is (one Wog) Verse3 Us wogs got no beef wid cronulla No meat pies with the shire Whats meat pies when we all eat big macs on the same tray? An the double flame grill whoppers we eat everyday I keep em on display Blue an white t shirt so all you see is the B bulldogz Turn on the tv all you see is the Moe You haters better make up a dance to try to get radio play Keep on sayin its not my Ferrari Cause I know when you see me in it You all burn everyday I don't regret what I spit Cause I know what game I play Haterz talk about me they don't know when to stop I got the louis vouton belt bukle holding my cock No dom no pills I know when to blo I wait till lil jon come on to let off a shot I had the number one youtube spot Haterz stepped on my fingers while some bitch was sucking my coc Im hectic electric I don't giv a fuk la aryi fuk the world This is my shit an its not a warning an u betta get my album when it drops U all gronkz Category: Music Tags: wogs on top one wog moe bulldogs the game documentary doctors advocate compton lebs rap lebanese parramatta melbourne
RAP DISS = Sprint Sucks - Nextel Sucks - Carvel Sucks
- Durée: 3:20
- Notation: 3.79 (33 votes)
- Visites: 6412' favoriteCount='13
- Publié par: ArtificialRecords
Thématique: Carvel cell Cingular dr. dre eminem g-unit Michelle Nextel PCS Pfeiffer phone rap samsung Sprint sucks upstage Verizon
MC Artificial's consumer advocacy continues in this rap diss of cell phone giants Sprint PCS and Nextel for their unbelievably shitty service... MC is still personally under contract with Sprint PCS and has been repeatedly shocked by the frequency of "LOOKING FOR SERVICE" (particularly in major cities like Providence and New York) as well as the frequency of dropped calls. MC knows he has the legal right to remove himself from the contract, as the "no service" already constitutes a "Breach Of Contract" on behalf of Sprint, however, MC has too much more important litigation to worry about currently than to haggle with a fat and ugly Sprint. For More Info. On MC Artificial, Visit His Youtube Page: http://www.Youtube.com/ArtificialRecords -- Or Visit His Webpage: http://www.BenLigeri.com/artificial.html -- For More Info. On the Creator of MC Artificial, Visit 'THE MUSIC SHOW' (sm) At: http://www.Youtube.com/Bennybaby -- Or At: http://www.TheMusicShow.mobi -- TAGS: Sprint PCS sucks Nextel Carvel Cingular Verizon Michelle Pfeiffer rap dr. dre tupac eminem The Daily Show Jon Stewart cellphone cell phone service Sprint PCS Nextel wireless commercial parody comedy rap rapper dr. dre tupac eminem slim shady ceo corporation commercial parody nas snl mtv madtv mad tv comedy central saturday night live jon stewart The Daily Show The Colbert Report Steven Colbert Stephen Colbert Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11 911 Bowling for Columbine ralph nader howard zinn jim carrey will ferrell ferell lorne michaels tina fey dane cook dmx nas common bizarre jayz jay-z g-unit gunit puff daddy p.diddy jlo gizelle michelle pfeiffer
I'm Calling Out Soulja Boy in HALO 3 - RAP
- Durée: 2:21
- Notation: 4.46 (98 votes)
- Visites: 11991' favoriteCount='108
- Publié par: SimplySpoons
Thématique: 1v1 360 best boy calling halo official out plast1c rap simply soulja spoons stick suck xbox
Subscribe if you like the videos!!! This is it Soulja Boy, your one shot to prove that you're actually more than some catchy chorus lines and a few dollar bills. I'm officially calling you out. My xbox 360 GT was "uhh um I forgot" but I canceled it, and I'm going to move my Plast1c Spoons account to my 360. It will take a few days to set up at college. But be ready, SOULJA RANDOM And yes, I know we were using the Call of Duty 4 game box. Lol. It's just better that way.
Runescape PvP Worlds - P R O Tank Pk Vid 1 - AGS PKing! PvP!
- Durée: 8:30
- Notation: 4.41 (659 votes)
- Visites: 56465' favoriteCount='342
- Publié par: ElveTheRunePure
Thématique: elvemage kids pking pro pvp ranqe runescape tank worlds
THIS IS NOT ME! I edited and posted this video for a friend of mine named P R O Tank, if you would like a vid edited for you i charge full sara or zammy, send me a private message and ill give you my MSN. NOTE: Wtf Elvemage PvP Vid will be coming in December. Songs: DJ Inphinity - Suck my 12 inch Alice Deejay - Better off alone Legion of doom - At your funeral for a friend RuneScape and FunOrb are copyright © 1999-2008 by Andrew Gower and Jagex Limited, a company registered in England and Wales (registered number 3982706). You can play RuneScape and FunOrb only at: http://www.RuneScape.com/ and http://www.FunOrb.com/ Ignore this: range of ish ishybadboy runescape bs bh pking bounty hunter pking bountyhunter bs bh rs runescape jagex ltd upload videos p hat purple hat clan purple hats bh clans runescape di rs elvemage kids ranqe soz owned defil3d elf mage pka i ayzee i joshinator48 eazy e369 runescape rs rs i ayzee i wildy owns1 spanjol 91 rs elvewatford runescape pking p2p f2p member bh bounty hunter team cape rs jagex range of ish pk vid 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 20 21 22 23 24 25 16 17 20 18 19 jagex rs 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 85 70 magic mage str strength ranging range magic hp hitpoints josh rs max andrew goner rune wildyowns1 tupac ignore this rs dis jagex songs music rock rap hiphop bs bh bounty hunter pking bh pking runescape wild gone wildy gone never coming back jagex dueling vid range of ish dueling vid i vmser i i ayzee i defil3d kids ranqe elvemage i kasoy i fuzzy002005 zezima uloveme the old nite 45 46 passed away died runescape cancer jagex views comments subsribe coventry uk england msn jagex usa amercia pk vid bounty hunter range of ish pk vid 13 bounty hunter pking vid rs jagex p2p magic f2p p2p zezima kdis ranqe soz owned ishybadboy ishybadboy range of ish dark bow bh bs not bounty hunter rs 1 def defence 1 bloodhoun34 bloodhoun runescape party hat scam hacks runescape bounty hunter pk pked member dds spec armadyl godsword bandos godsword pk ice barrage ancient mage pure medium low high crater ags bgs sgs zgs special vengeance pking with ags ags pked dchain dbow taste vengeance lunar ice runescape bs bh pking bounty hunter pking bountyhunter bs bh rs runescape jagex ltd upload videos p hat purple hat clan purple hats bh clans runescape di rs elvemage kids ranqe soz owned defil3d elf mage pka i ayzee i joshinator48 eazy e369 runescape rs rs i ayzee i wildy owns1 spanjol 91 rs elvewatford runescape pking p2p f2p member bh bounty hunter team cape rs jagex range of ish pk vid 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 20 21 22 23 24 25 16 17 20 18 19 jagex rs 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 85 70 magic mage str strength ranging range magic hp hitpoints josh rs max andrew goner rune wildyowns1 tupac ignore this rs dis jagex songs music rock rap hiphop bs bh bounty hunter pking bh pking runescape wild gone wildy gone never coming back jagex dueling vid range of ish dueling vid i vmser i i ayzee i defil3d kids ranqe elvemage i kasoy i fuzzy002005 zezima uloveme the old nite 45 46 passed away died runescape cancer jagex views comments subsribe coventry uk england msn jagex usa amercia pk vid bounty hunter range of ish pk vid 13 bounty hunter pking vid rs jagex p2p magic f2p p2p zezima kdis ranqe soz owned ishybadboy ishybadboy range of ish dark bow bh bs not bounty hunter rs 1 def defence 1 bloodhoun34 bloodhoun rif tiny pupet elvemage elvemage elvemage pk vid 1 Nercychlidae elvemage Elvewatford on youtube is elvemage and his runescape name Wolfex16!KIDS RANQE PURPLE 0WNZ ZEZIMA N0VALYFE PHAT LURE OWNAGE RUNESCAPE WILDY WILDERNESS ELVEMAGE ELVEMAGE RUNESCAPE PKING RUN3 4RR0WPK OWNAGE MAIKEL PRO I MAHATMA I EVO BLOODHOUN34 KIDS RANQE KRAZYFAKEN RUNESCAPE PKER RUNESCAPE PKING INTIATE PURE 99 STR MAGE RANGE OBBY MAUL WICKED MAUL FIRE CAPE P00NAGE I KASOY I ELF MAGE PKA OBBY MAUL MAULER EDGEVILLE POONAGEkids ranqe elvemage purple 0wnz bloodhoun34 runescape pking wild pker ownage zezima phat lure KIDS RANQE PURPLE 0WNZ ZEZIMA N0VALYFE PHAT LURE OWNAGE RUNESCAPE WILDY WILDERNESS ELVEMAGE ELVEMAGE RUNESCAPE PKING RUN3 4RR0WPK OWNAGE MAIKEL PRO I MAHATMA I EVO BLOODHOUN34 KIDS RANQE KRAZYFAKEN RUNESCAPE PKER RUNESCAPE PKING INTIATE PURE OWNAGE LURE PHAT 99 1337 PWNAGE PKING PKERS PK PARTYHAT ZEZIMA N0VALYFE RUNESCAPE WILDY BARRAGE ANCIENTS LURING FROSTYDAPKER JETCHIMP BLOOD SEASON BLOODHOUN34 I Mahatma I, Stonecoldpkr,P0ke N Die2, Sourpatchk1d, Krazyfaken, Kids Ranqe , 1 Pure Devil, Evilsexc, Dizzy Mauler, I Shonomercy, E4t F0od Nub, Im Easy Xp, Iminsan3, Pure insan3, and Xoxofuryxoxo. whipper whip elvemage sv3rige bloodhoun34 hiei the pk lexmark78 6th outlaw i meleed i ultimate strength hybrid barrage blitz burst 99 range mage krazyfaken finnald party hat phat set rich staker best
EAZY-E REAL MUTHAPHUCKKIN G'(SUSCRIBE)
- Durée: 5:27
- Notation: 4.64 (11 votes)
- Visites: 2981' favoriteCount='8
- Publié par: Ericisgay123abc
Thématique: rap
this video sucks so if u don't like it then don't watch it OK eazy as that!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAZY-E LYRICS "Real Muthaphuckkin G's" [Intro] Comp-ton Comp-ton Comp-ton Real muthaphuckkin G's... Real muthaphuckkin G's... Real Muthaphuckkin G's... [Verse One] Hey Yo doctor, here's another proper crack and it's phat, watch the sniper, time to pay the piper and let that real shit provoke, so you's a wanna be 'loc and you'll get smoked and I hope that your fans understand when you talk about playing me, the same records that you makin' is paying me Motherfuck Dre Motherfuck Snoop Motherfuck Death Row Yo, and here comes me left blow 'cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-E, and this is the season to let the Real motherfucking G's in, you like a kid you found a pup and now your dapper, but tell me where the fuck you found, you found an anorexic rapper talking 'bout who you go squabble with and who you shoot you're only 60 pounds when you're wet and wearing boots damn E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day But Dre Day only met Eazy's pay day all of a sudden Dr. Dre is a G thing, but on his old album cover he was a she thing so nigga please, nigga please don't step to this motherfuckin' real G's Yo Dre, what's up? [bang] Yo Dre, what's up? [bang] Now take it to the rapper, claiming to be dapper then the Dresta, smoother then a bitch but Dre's a rolling gangster, ain't broke a law in your life, yet every time you rap you rap about the guns and knifes, just take a good look and the Nigga, and you'll capture the fact, that the bastard is simply just an actor, who mastered the bang and the slang and the Mental, of niggas in Compton, what's, and South Central never ever once have you ran with the turf, yet in every verse you claim you used to do the dirt, but tell me who's a witness to your fucking work, so you never had no business, so save the drama jerk, niggas straight kill me knowing that they pranksters, this is going out to your studio gangsters, see I did dirt, put in work, and many niggas can vouch that, so since I got stripes I got the right to rap about that, but niggas like you I gotta hate you, 'cause I'm just tired of Suburbian Niggas talking about they coming from projects knowing you ain't seen the parts of the streets G think you trying bang around the time of the peace treaty wearing khackis and you mob while you rhyme, little fag tried to sag, but he's gettin flooded at the same time, and you set don't accept you, so you scared to kick it with your homies 'cause you know they don't respect you, So nigga please check nuts before you step to this, motherfucking real G's [Verse Three] Well, it the Knocc Out, definition original baby gangster approach me like you hard, motherfucker I'm gonna bank you shank you, with my fucking shank, if I have to Dr. Dre an Snoop Dogy Dogg are fucking actors pranksters, studio gangsters, busters but this time you're dealing with some real motherfuckers G's, nigga please, don't try to step because if you do, and I pill cap is all that would be left see, young niggas like me will break you off something, claiming my city, but Dre you ain't from Compton Niggas like you all is what I call wanna be's it ain't shit compared to real motherfuckin' G's Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless Yo Dre, What's up? [bang] Yo Dre, what's up? [bang] I never met an OG who never did shit wrong you tried to dis the Eazy-E so now nigga it's on you and you Doggy Dogg, think your all honk and shit both of you bitches, can come and suck my Doggy's dick beating a bitch don't make you shit, but then again some Niggas think it makes a man, Damn it's a trip how a Nigga could switch so quick from wearing lipstick to smoking on Chronic at picnics, and now you think your bigger but to me you ain't nothing but a bitch ass Nigga who ain't worth a food stamp, but at Death Row, I hear your gettin treated like Boot camp gotta follow your seargents directions, or get your ass pumped with a Smith and Wesson, learn a lesson from the E Stay in your place and don't step to Real motherfucking G's Yo Dre, What's up? [bang] boy you should have known by now.. Yo Dre (what's up?) [Bang] Boy you should have known by now... Yo Dre (what's up?) [bang] Boy you should have known by now, Eazy that's it....
freestyle rap 2
- Durée: 9:22
- Notation: 5.00 (12 votes)
- Visites: 1262' favoriteCount='6
- Publié par: jethier1
Thématique: boy freestyle funny hip-hop jethier1 off rap stand-up the top white
me just spitting some freestyles all drunk, if you think they suck remember I am making it up as I go and if you talk shit back it up with your freestyle video, if not, please enjoy and please subscribe
The TurboTax Rap (uncensored version)
- Durée: 2:0
- Notation: 3.40 (35 votes)
- Visites: 19743' favoriteCount='26
- Publié par: impulsecorp
Thématique: comedy crazy funny hip-hop humor irs music nerdcore rap silly songs taxes videos
A funny hip-hop song by MC Eric B (owner of Dumb.com) about doing your income taxes. Note: To enter this video in the Turbotax Rap contest, I had to remove all the celebrity name references and images, so this is version with those still included. Lyrics: It's April 15th and my taxes are due feels like I'm having some sorta financial deja vu Got boxes of receipts piled up high on my desk tryin' to decipher regulations that are oh so Kafkaesque Some things they are taxable and some things they are not in the end they try to take everything that you got My concentration starts to crumble faster than Britney and K-Fed and bunch of random questions soon pop into my head Like for people who are blind do they make the forms in braille? and if I don't pay the IRS will they throw me in jail? But enough of this silliness time to start the number crunchin' one more sign I'm a slave to the time clock we're all punchin' Chorus ============================ How I hate to do my taxes all those forms so complicated the IRS must be an agency that the Devil created Inflicting mathematical torture and emotional pain like getting poked with a needle when they can't find a vein Each year I go to hell and back don't wanna make that trip anymore sometimes I win the battle but I can't win the war 'Cause nothing sucks as bad as doing your income taxes it's even worse than root canals and bikini waxes ============================ Do I put a pen to paper or file it online? donate to the election fund or should I decline Like a lost ship adrift on a sea of regulations I try to find my way through the haze of endless calculations Then out of the darkness shines a beam of light some automated software to help me win this fight It goes by the kickass name of TurboTax says it will take my deductions all the way to the max Then with the click of a mouse it's all filed and done with precision and accuracy like a sniper's gun I know I'll do it all again in another year but with TurboTax in my corner I'll have nothing to fear So bring it on Mr. Taxman at the IRS no longer over you will I toil and obsess Now the power has shifted I've gone and taken charge like my man Vanilla Ice it's time to start livin' large Chorus ============================ It's no longer such a chore each year to do my taxes while the computer does the work my brain sits back and relaxes Can't imagine life before I started using TurboTax must have let a million deductions slip right through the cracks Now it's actually kinda fun to sit down and do my taxes like how women love their shoes and lumberjacks love their axes So take control of this game roll like a player not a chump make the right financial choices like Bill Gates or Donald Trump =================================
Free Style Screamo Rap
- Durée: 2:59
- Notation: 3.96 (114 votes)
- Visites: 17342' favoriteCount='133
- Publié par: relientflame92
Alright nigga. I use my Clorox detergent to wash my clothes daily. I put them in the wash with all my shirts and they look so shiny. So freakin shiny that I get all happy when I'm wearin my shiny clothes. Don't you wanna see me look all shiny with me and my shiny nose? Watch me with my shiny nose. (With Pepsi!) Watch me with my shiny nose. X2 I like the way my detergent smells. I like the idea of you burning in jell. (Yeah!) Don't you wanna see me clean? X2 (With his shiny nose?) I'm so fresh and I'm so anti-dirty. (Yeah!) Watch me. Clean my close and then wash them good. Watch me. Clean my close and then wash them good. I like to smell clean. X3 (Clorox is the best!) I like to smell clean (Tide is good too) So I'm going to smell clean and go to the mall. Go to the mall where I'm feeling really tall. I'm gonna go to the mall. Shop for clothes. Shop for clothes with my ugly little nose. (Yeah Jason!) I'm gonna go to the mall. See I'm cool? I'm gonna go to the mall instead of going to school. I'm gonna drop out and not be cool and not be smart and stuff like that. Cause I'm cool! (Cause I suck!) I like to be clean. (Ahhhhh!) I like to be clean. X2 I like to be clean with my laundry. (Shiny clothes!) I'm clean with my laundry you fool. (It's freakin off.) Huh? (It's friggen off.) No it's not. The light's still on dummy. Keep going. I'm clean you fool! (The oven's beeping. The oven is beeping!) Go fix the oven. Continue. There's pizza in the oven. X4 Pizza in the oven! X7 Alright I'm finished. My throat is broken. www.myspace.com/jasoneltorres
Rap v.s. metal - the obvious truth
- Durée: 8:42
- Notation: 3.96 (75 votes)
- Visites: 3641' favoriteCount='27
- Publié par: killafromthecold
Thématique: ass battle bill cosby gay hip hop horrible kicks metal music rap rock rules sucks v.s. vs
*PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION BEFORE DOING SOMETHING STUPID This video states what is wrong with rap and why metal takes talent. Now that i have made it it seems more like a pro-metal video than anti-rap with the points it brings up, but watch it anyway. For the record, Coal Chamber isn't mallcore and Queens of the Stone Age are stoner metal, not stoner rock, because of the style in which they play. I did not make the video at the beginning, i don't know who did but it's under "rap battle". I honestly don't want comments saying that metal is the only talented/good genre, there are many others that have talent and deserve respect. The 2 genres I have a problem with are pop and rap/hip-hop because they are extremely overrated and use little to no talent. (though i have been convinced that the lyrical content of some underground rappers is somewhat complex, the musical aspect of rap still requires nothing) *If you want to talk shit about me or make a video trying to make a good comeback at mine, then make sure you know what I'm all about before you do so. Some people are so stupid, whether they be metalheads or hoppers or whatever the hell else, i do listen to some rap, but it doesn't take talent musically. That is fact, not opinion, making a rap song would take less time than making a song for any other genre of music. Don't complain about me starting shit because everyone on youtube does it and this was basically a response to ignorant people who worship rap and let it sink into the core of their lives. Listen to it, i really don't care, but if you are a hopper and post anything other than "yeah i love rap, but i agree it doesn't take talent", then you are ignorant and blind. If you think metal sucks, good for you, but know that it uses talent. I disabled comments for this video because they became too repetative. Most of the were either about metal kicking ass or a time wasted of arguing about rap. If you don't like it don't watch and if you do like it then good for you i guess.
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